Daily Archives: April 7, 2010

VP defeats alien attempts to control his mind

That company Vice President of Sales and Marketing David Couch thwarts the alien’s plans to takeover of his mind by falling back to his aluminum foil compound. With his aluminum foiled office deflecting the alien’s mind altering signals, Couch can finally get back to work.     Perplexed by Couch’s mastery of aluminum foil-based technology, […]