Forget a robot who can repair your x-wing fighter. Behold the beerbot.

Finally, the perfect robotic partner to help you work on your beer gut. Forget expending energy and burning calories walking to the fridge to get that ice-cold bottle of beer.

And why train a dog or corrupt the youth by asking them to retrieve your favorite bottle of the brew when there’s a programmable robot, who like any good bartender, knows the difference between your favorite lager, ale, or cider.

Every home and office should have a beer-fetching robot. This robot will even pop the top if you forgot your bottle opener. Not a beer drinker? I’m sure it’s perfectly capable of recognizing a bottle of Barg’s or I.B.C.

Now only if it could listen to your problems and dispense good advice.

Check out the video to see the beerbot in action.